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W IS FOR WORKJAK
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2 SOL ENTRY, 8 HOUR SHIFT
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W IS FOR WORKJAK
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2 SOL ENTRY, 8 HOUR SHIFT
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W IS FOR WORKJAK
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2 SOL ENTRY, 8 HOUR SHIFT
ABOUT WORKJAK
Degen traders fear him. Their parents love him. Powered by cold fries and broken dreams, WorkJak marches through the rubble of failed tokens offering one thing: stability. He doesn't care about your LTV or risk score - only if you're available for weekend shifts. Kneel not before a chart, but before the golden arches of salvation. This isn't just a meme... this is your second chance.
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JOB SITE LORE
NOW HIRING
Applications close in:
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APPLY FOR MEMELOYMENT
1 WorkCred = $0.008
RAISED $12,000
"When you fail to long, you qualify to serve."
SUBMIT CREDENTIALS
Eligibility Score:
🧠 000.00042
Total Trenchers Recruited
80%
"I trade. I fail. I fry."
N/A
Minimum IQ
"Just click and pray"
92%
Applications Approved
"Wrecked? You qualify."
Your New Employer ID:
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UNEMPLOYED MEMERS UNITE ⚠️
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JOIN THE SHIFT ⚠️
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WORKJAK APPROVES YOU ⚠️
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COMMUNITY-DRIVEN WORKPLACE ⚠️
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UNEMPLOYED MEMERS UNITE ⚠️
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JOIN THE SHIFT ⚠️
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DEGENS NEED JOBS 🍟
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TRADED BAD, FRIED BETTER 💼
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YOU'RE HIRED, LOSER 💰
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SHIFT STARTS NOW 🍔
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DEGENS NEED JOBS 🍟
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LATEST MEMES AND TRENDS
ROAD MAP
Phase #01
PHASE 1 - APPLICATION OPEN
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Token launch -
Job forms distributed to rekt traders -
First "Hired by Workjak" NFTs minted -
Twitter spaces: "Are You Fry-Ready?"
Phase #02
PHASE 2 - WELCOME TO THE CREW
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Community gets uniforms (pfp overlays) -
Workjak starts approving live applications -
Rekt stories leaderboard goes live -
Secret menu for top holders
Phase #03
PHASE 3 - BACK OF HOUSE OPS
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DAO votes on fry ratios and meme quotas -
New role unlocks: Cashier, Fry Cook, Chart Mopper -
Community hiring campaigns begin -
First team meal (airdrop)
Phase #04
PHASE 4 - BREAK ROOM EXPANSION
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Mobile app for on-chain shifts -
Global meme franchise program -
Payroll staking ("Earn while you burn") -
Phase ends with mass promotion… to Senior Bag Holder
FAQ
WORKJAK is a meme coin for those who lost it all and reapplied to McDonald's. He doesn't pump charts — he pumps ketchup. It works by existing. Barely.
Yes. Emotional support for the financially obliterated. Also makes a great screenshot for your "before success" story that'll never happen.
No account needed. Just an unhealthy relationship with BONK, a wallet with regrets, and the courage to press "Buy."
It doesn't. That's the magic. You buy it, you cope, and maybe, just maybe… you get a job offer from the meme gods.
Yes. Yours. Mine. Ours. Anyone who thought "this is the bottom" — and then it wasn't.
Only if it's drawn in ketchup on a napkin. No promises, just broken dreams and high-res PNGs.
Some guy named Craig. Or maybe it was you after three red candles and two double cheeseburgers. Nobody knows.
Yes, spiritually. Financially? Ask your shift manager.
